Thursday, December 24, 2009

Another Decade Older

If you don't feel old yet, you will when you watch this video. I just can't believe these kids were born in the year 2000. I actually remember most of that year. Scary.

4 Year Old Logic

My four year old son walked up to me yesterday while I was setting the table for dinner.

"Uhm" he asked hesitangly"Is it too late to add things to my Christmas list?"

"I think so," I said, eyeing the three feet of snow piled up outside the window.

"OK," he said resignedly and then looked out past me, deep in thought. "Dad can we run out to the store and buy a whip?"

"Why?" I asked.

"Uhm. I put a lion on my Christmas list but I forgot to put down a whip. And if the lion shows up and I don't have a whip we could all be in trouble."

"Oh," I said because I couldn't think of what else to say to his perfectly logical question.

Fair enough.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Out of Character

Empire Magazine recently did a spread recreating famous movies throughout the past few years. The cool thing is that they did it with some of the main characters, sans costumes, but with a simple prop or set. Pretty cool. They should have done Titanic. Then it would be complete.

But Arnold is the best.



Swing, Swing

Ah if only life could be like this.

I Don't Know Who To Believe

Why is This Under the Real Estate Classifieds?

Remember that time I passed by Malcolm Jamal-Warner at LAX? Yeah, I should have screamed this at him.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

This Never Happens at the Yankee Swaps I Go To

So i was searching for a scene from an episode of "The Office" where they did Secret Santa, but Michael wasn't satisfied with his gift, so he decided to turn it into a Yankee Swap instead. Hilarity ensues. Anyways, whilst searching for Dwight, I came across this gem of a yankee swap video. (SPOILER ALERT: PROPOSAL INCLUDED!)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Back In My Day

Talk about the pony express. It's like Google Version -3.0.


Late For A Very Important Date

Filipinos are notorious for being late. I feel like the entire island nation - and its immigrants to the US and other nations - need this clock STAT.

I Ross, Take You, Rachel...

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Open Sesame

I might get married just to hire this divorce lawyer...

AZNs Don't Work At Fox

So apparently all 193% of Republicans support Palin, Romney, and Huckabee. Looks like a close race in 2012. Gonna have to keep all 8 of my eyes on this one.


(Il)legally Download This!



I mean, you should probably just listen to Carrie's new CD, "Play On", in its entirety, because it's great. This is my favorite track off her new album!

Well This Is Depressing...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Suck On That HTML

Hey, it may be a recession, and unemployment is still high, but that doesn't mean people aren't quitting their jobs...

BFFLs


I'm not even really that into pups, but i'm into babies and this is friggin adorbs!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Progress

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years in a nice restaurant. When she said yes, the entire restaurant stood up and applauded.

We're both women.

Understanding of true love GMH (Gives Me Hope).

Mistaken Identity

This is Cory Monteith from the popular hit show, 'Glee.' Although he plays the not so sharp Finn on the show, he's actually a sneaky little devil IRL. Here he is captured by TMZ (ew) when some "fans" come up to him. Whatever happened to Chris Klein??


Remix to Ignition



I must say, this is pretty brilliant. Basically, you're reading your favorite magazine (Vogue, J-14, Playboy - for the articles, etc.) and you come across an ad with a paper thin key with a usb device on it. So say you see this car ad, and you punch out the faux key, plug it into your usb drive on your computer, and it will automatically take you to this car company's website! Haven't come across one yet, but I'm dying to try it. I wonder how effective this ad actually is...

That's The Holiday Spirit!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

No Post-Its Necessary

I can't tell you how many times I've sat at the table after a meal with friends and tried to figure out how much each person is paying. One time, my friends and I literally sat there doing 'math' for approx 30 minutes before figuring out how to split the bill. I'm sure you all can relate. Henceforth, this device needs to be at every establishment in the United States STAT.


Created by some Azns (of course), this gadget lets each person pay for what they ate via credit card. See diagram below.

The Leader of the Free World

For The 2 People Who Haven't Seen This Yet

I'm not too much of an animal person, but this is friggin adorable.




Bonus pic: The adorbs Kristen Bell imitating said surprised kitty on the Craig Ferguson show.

That Is The Ugliest Effing Skirt I've Ever Seen

My home state of New York was quite a disappointment to, well, anyone in their right mind, this week after voting down the gay marriage bill in the senate this week. (PS if you haven't seen this video of Senator Diane Savino speaking on marriage equality yet, DO IT) But fellow upstater Chris Pesto of Syracuse University gained a gold star, plus ten points and two thumbs up for his message to anti-gay protesters on campus. WTG.


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Winter Wonderland

Ah, the wintery month of December is finally upon us. Snow falling to the ground, sipping a peppermint mocha from a red Starbucks cup, and hearing Christmas music being overplayed everywhere you go. Alas, my 'winter' has consisted of everything about that but the snow. The east coast girl in me misses it a lot, which is something I sort of expected when I moved out here, but it's funny how just the weather can change your disposition on seasonal traditions. This is exactly why I want there to be snow waiting for me when I land in Rochester in December, or else there will be hell to pay.

To get into the spirit, we're attempting to make our apartment as Christmas-y & winter-y as possible, and hopefully the 99 Cent Store can help us out with that (Pix to follow). Meanwhile, I''m watching this video over and over again to make my east coast heart just a bit warmer.



PS: Follow my love Sarah's blog [Time You Enjoy Wasting] !!! It's fab and has awesome stuff about her upcoming wedding!! EEEEE CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT PARTY!!!