This Actually Happened

I originally found this gem via Jesse Tyler Ferguson's (you may know him as Mitchell on Modern Family) twitter, where he said "@jessetyler Ok. This is one of the funniest chestnuts I have found on the world wide web." He's a funny guy, so why not? I am so glad I clicked on that link. If you watch one thing on my blog, make it this video.

Things I find amusing, hilarious, and nonsensical in this video include (but are not limited to):

A) The freeze frame on YouTube with the poor kid covering his face & the title "Help me! I've glued a hat to my head"

B) the intro song at the beginning, 'evacuate the dance floor' in which the only context i have is the dance central game for the kinect.
C) the slow movement to this screen shot

D) His boyfriend thinking how he got himself into this relationship

E) the doctor taking this really seriously

E. 1) aside: a similar incident happened on grey's anatomy, except it was 2 stupid teenagers who glued their hands together. the solution was warm water with soap and a little acetone. they should have consulted dr. bailey for this.

F) the random mention of 'barbra streisand' at 1:35

G) the bf taking a pic of his idiot boyfriend soaking his head in a tub of soap & sending it to his mom

H) i just love how nice this kid is after the doctor telling him he can only cut the top of the hat off, and leaving the rim...he knows he made a stupid decision and is already making light of it.

I) the doctor's sketch in his chart

J) 'i just really don't want to lose my hair'

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIMMMMM

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Admit You've Done This Before

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I'm Not Surprised

Clearly, some of these people have already lost their sanity...

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Keyword: Shameless

Let me tell you a little story called "in 2007, we made this video in an attempt to win a prize, but didn't win anything except eternal humiliation on youtube found in 2010."

In short, my friends and I made a short film called "Shameless Ambitions" a few years ago for this competition called Campus Movie Fest. Basically, you have like a week to put together this 5 minute movie. Then your school, in our case, Emerson, has a night where they show the top finalists, who then go on to the Boston finals, and the winner of that goes to Nationals. We OBVIOUSLY knew we weren't going to win, especially with the high quality and artsiness that is Emerson. In saying that, this film of ours was shot in about a 2 day span, in our Allston apartment and my old place of employment, the Lyric. The plot was simple: a behind the scenes look of an amateur karaoke competition. Now, I'm still trying to figure out if this is actually funny, or if it's only funny because it's us and our humor. You decide.

And you can decide, because IT'S ON THE INTERWEBZ. I happened to be googling myself the other night (don't lie and say you've never done it), and this new link came up that had never come up before in previous searches of myself. I clicked on it and lo and behold, there it was, our infamous campus film festival video made 3 years ago. and they decided to put it up now?? oh, and it's on YOU TUBE, WITH 45 VIEWS!!! HAHAHA AND SOMEONE ALREADY COMMENTED ON IT. I love it.

So please enjoy 'That's What She Said Productions' presentation of Shameless Ambitions

Too Much Information

If you ever wondered what goes on inside the brain of a 24 year old azn/13 year old girl, this is a diagram explaining such:

12km = ... $4??

Hey, we tried switching over before, but apparently we're too dumb to figure it out. At least we're in good company with Liberia and ... Burma.

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