They DO Have a Point

What happens after the Olympics...




















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12km = ... $4??

Hey, we tried switching over before, but apparently we're too dumb to figure it out. At least we're in good company with Liberia and ... Burma.

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Azns Will Do Anything For A Buck

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Overheard in the Office

African-American CSR to team manager: Sir, this customer says that he wants to speak to someone else. He says he doesn't want to talk with a "nigger."
Team manager: Ask him how he feels about talking to a gay Asian man.

Round Rock, Texas

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Headlines

I'm embarrassed for America.

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Now That's Just Mean...

Overheard in NY:

ASPCA volunteer: Hey, you have a moment for animals?
Busy man: Yeah... at lunch.
Onlooker: Ice cold!

--Union Square

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Back To You, Tom

If you ever wanted to know what the outline is for making a news package, here it is. Making generic news interesting.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Grammy. Award. Winning.

A graph to follow ANY of Taylor Swift's songs.

Color Me Mine

At my place of employment, our main business is invitations. Sometimes, customers say 'can you make the font color to match the color of this image of a monkey playing a saxaphone?' and we say yes, and then we have to match the color just by looking at it. harder than it sounds. anyways, this pen is awesome, and we totally need it at the store. slash so i can put the pen on a leaf and color a faux leaf on a piece of paper so it looks like a REAL leaf.

Color Picker by Korean designer Jin-sun Park is a concept pen that can scan colors from anything around and instantly use the color for drawing. After placing the pen against an object, the user just presses the scan button.

The color is being detected by the color sensor and the RGB cartridge of the pen mixes the required inks to create the target color. With Color Picker, all range of artists will be able to create a more sensorial and visual insight of their surrounding nature's colors.

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Welcome to the Real World

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Am I Too Old For This?

Man, I wish I had a parent that was creative/skilled enough to do this. Perhaps I'll just have to ask any future gentlemen callers if they can turn an entertainment center into a play kitchen before things get serious.

BEFORE:

AFTER!

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Nerds Are Awesome

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General Announcement

Hi Folks,

I got some feedback about this hurr blog saying the comments didn't work, and that makes sense, because a) i don't comment on my own blog, so i wouldn't know and b) i haven't gotten comments since i last changed my layout - i was starting to get worried no one was reading!

Finally I found the remedy to the problem, so all should be fixed now! And I also put in little 'like', 'dislike', 'that's what she said' options as well, so you should probably utilize them!

A LOT of html and nerd research was put into it so i better see plenty of comments now!

Thanks friends! Dan Humphrey thanks you for your time.

I Don't See The Problem Here?

Today at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML.

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Vandalism For a Cause

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The Feature Presentation Better Be Good

As previously mentioned, a few of my dear friends are getting married in the near future, which is very exciting! But as you can imagine, a lot of planning goes into the wedding, every single detail has to be hashed out and sometimes it's fun, and other times it can be a chore. Save the Date cards, for example, can be as simple as a cute card or magnet, or in my experience at a stationery store, really extravagant and unnecessary to spend hundreds of dollars on. But this couple seemed to get it right, with it being fairly cheap to produce and fun all at the same time! Thanks to my soon to be bride, Sarah, here's a Save the Date for the new millennium!

Smoking Causes Blindness

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Kids These Days

Overheard in New York:

Seven-year-old to another, after comment: That's what she said!
Mom, yelling: Who is this girl? And why do you both always know what she said!?

--86th St & Madison

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(Il)legally Download This

This song has been around for a while, but I always listen to it, forget to download it, then find it again a few months later and remind myself to download it again. In an effort to help me remember that I like this song, here is Justin Nozuka with a Jason Mraz-ish song, "After Tonight."

After Tonight - Justin Nozuka

Fashion Faux Pas

A couple of weeks ago, designer Jean Paul Gaultier had a 'boxing-inspired men's fashion show' in which all the models were made up to appear 'battered and bloody.' Jean Paul wasn't below going with the theme himself, although he should have thought about his appearance before agreeing to take this picture with Mr. Chris Brown himself. Or better yet, maybe Chris Brown shouldn't be a guy who beats up women.

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Have Your Dress & Eat It Too

For my friends getting married who have yet to find a dress and/or cake for the wedding, here's my suggestion on saving monies: A CAKE DRESS.

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I Need This Sign

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New Rules For Writers

26 Golden Rules for Writing Well

1.Don't abbrev.

2.Check to see if you any words out.

3.Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4.About sentence fragments.

5.When dangling, don't use participles.

6.Don't use no double negatives.

7.Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

8.Just between you and I, case is important.

9.Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

10.Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

11.Its important to use apostrophe's right.

12.It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.

13.Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.

14.Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should begin with a capital letter and end with a full stop

15.Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.

16.In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.

17.Watch out for irregular verbs that have creeped into our language.

18.Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

19.Avoid unnecessary redundancy.

20.A writer mustn't shift your point of view.

21.Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.

22.A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.

23.Avoid cliches like the plague.

24.1 final thing is to never start a sentence with a number.

25.Always check your work for accuracy and completeness.

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When Conversations Aren't Awk Sauce

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Failblog.gov

This could not be any more FAIL.

PS: If you haven't see the Lifetime Original Movie "The Pregnancy Pact" yet, DO IT.

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10 Year Olds Are WAY Too wise

Ten-year-old boy: Dad, why are people clapping?
Father: Because the conductor entered the stage. It's respectful.
Ten-year-old boy: I personally don't believe in clapping for someone unless they've done something.

Tanglewood Music Center
Lenox, Massachusetts

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