Why Didn't I Think of This First?

But this is a real ad on Craigslist...

Emerson Kids Fore Hire

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You Bet Your Nomadic Ass

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So, NOT From Emerson??

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Husband/Bean Bag For Sale

SPOTTED ON CRAIGSLIST:

SAVE MY MARRIAGE!! - BUY MY BIG BURGUNDY BEAN BAG!! - $40 (Los Feliz)

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Date: 2009-10-03, 2:48PM PDT
Reply to: sale-hfkkn-1404991377@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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My husband told me that my BIG burgundy bean bag is coming between us and that I have to choose which one I love more. With that said…I am selling my 42 year old husband for the introductory price of…just kidding. LOL!

Seriously, my bean bag features:

Extra large surface area (double occupancy if you so choose)
Burgundy vinyl covering
Very good condition (no holes, rips or tears)

*Price is negotiable :)

• Location: Los Feliz
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[JIC you want to buy it]