Overheard in the Office

African-American CSR to team manager: Sir, this customer says that he wants to speak to someone else. He says he doesn't want to talk with a "nigger."
Team manager: Ask him how he feels about talking to a gay Asian man.

Round Rock, Texas

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Now That's Just Mean...

Overheard in NY:

ASPCA volunteer: Hey, you have a moment for animals?
Busy man: Yeah... at lunch.
Onlooker: Ice cold!

--Union Square

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