I Miss the 90s

I'm sure most of you have already seen this, but I thought I'd repost it with some of my faves. Here's the original post: 40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old.


i legit had to read this 5 times before i understood it. REMEMBER FLOPPY DISKS?

The top songs 15 years ago...
and it's been 15 years since bone thugs-n-harmony scared me with that music video

my parents still use aol. it probably still looks like this.

the backstreet boys' ages

oblig. i will continue to love them until they're 100. *KTBSPA*

the cover of tv guide 10 years ago
speaking of bsb, i saw this fellow open for them in 2001:

the rugrats' ages today
CHUCKIE IS OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK. CHUCKIE!

aaliyah has been dead for 10 years
aaliyah's death has always been a 'where were you when...' moment for me. ironically, i was at the airport seeing my aunt off to go back to la. note to self: never overseat a charter plane.

hasn't been on american tv in 9 years.
no but seriously, this isn't on tv anymore? my go to phrase whilst watching this program
"BANK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

Goosebumps books were released between 1992 and 1997. there hasn't been a new one in 14 years.
still can't read this shit by myself.

kids these days will have no idea what "rewinding" is
oh dear lord this is true.

a new episode hasn't aired in 13 years
i remember taping the finale bc i had a flute recital that night. this fact should surprise no one.

the macarena is 16 years old
this girl actually bought the cassette single of this jam. why?

ps: current graduating seniors in high school were born in 1993. god, that was a good year. big ups, 3rd grade.

The Lion on the Side of the Car Makes It

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This Actually Happened

I originally found this gem via Jesse Tyler Ferguson's (you may know him as Mitchell on Modern Family) twitter, where he said "@jessetyler Ok. This is one of the funniest chestnuts I have found on the world wide web." He's a funny guy, so why not? I am so glad I clicked on that link. If you watch one thing on my blog, make it this video.

Things I find amusing, hilarious, and nonsensical in this video include (but are not limited to):

A) The freeze frame on YouTube with the poor kid covering his face & the title "Help me! I've glued a hat to my head"

B) the intro song at the beginning, 'evacuate the dance floor' in which the only context i have is the dance central game for the kinect.
C) the slow movement to this screen shot

D) His boyfriend thinking how he got himself into this relationship

E) the doctor taking this really seriously

E. 1) aside: a similar incident happened on grey's anatomy, except it was 2 stupid teenagers who glued their hands together. the solution was warm water with soap and a little acetone. they should have consulted dr. bailey for this.

F) the random mention of 'barbra streisand' at 1:35

G) the bf taking a pic of his idiot boyfriend soaking his head in a tub of soap & sending it to his mom

H) i just love how nice this kid is after the doctor telling him he can only cut the top of the hat off, and leaving the rim...he knows he made a stupid decision and is already making light of it.

I) the doctor's sketch in his chart

J) 'i just really don't want to lose my hair'

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIMMMMM

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I'm Not Surprised

Clearly, some of these people have already lost their sanity...

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But What Happens to the Toy?!

Author Joann Bruso has been blogging about the 'life' of a McDonald's Happy Meal she bought over a year ago. Here are the results of said Happy Meal a YEAR later. Disturbing? Maybe a little.

NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all.

This morning, I took it off my shelf to take a birthday photo. The first year is always a milestone. I gave it one of my world famous nonna hugs as we've been office mates for a year now! (Okay, maybe my sanity is in question.)

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Hello, MURDER

Now is this really necessary? What's the target demographic here? 13 year old girls who are interested in forestry? Or really creepy old murderers who enjoy Japanese based cartoon trends??

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The Reege and Pipa

Are these guys serious? How can you not get REGIS AND KELLY: DAYTIME TV TALK SHOW ROYALTY!?!

Chief Henry is Rolling in His Grave

Yes, you're seeing that correctly. It's a Saved By The Bell PORN. I have ... SO many thoughts on this ... but it just occurred to me that in one sense, a SBTB porn totally makes sense. Thank about it. The people who watched this show as kids, like us, are now older and can actually appreciate that this program was never meant to be an Emmy award winning show. Some might see it as, oh Kelly Kapowski is all grown up, etc. etc. So in some twisted way, I think this is a brilliant idea. Plus, this show has always had a cult following, so I think people will just want to see this parody for all its ridiculousness. Exhibit A: The trailer.

My question is, will the following people be in this episode: Stacey Carosi, Mr. Carosi/voice of Pumbaa, or hot Jeff, Kelly's ex BF? And will they ever bring up Tori? Will Hot Sundae every come back? Are they going to incorporate Buddy Bands somehow? Guess I'll just have to find out for myself.
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Cash for Cupcakes

Ok, so if you haven't read my previous post on the "Big Top Cupcake," you should read it before you read this. Maybe that item won't seem as crazy after you've seen this (My thanks again to bestweekever.tv!).

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the
$25,000 cupcake car!!
[THIS IS A REAL THING]

Straight from the NEIMAN-MARCUS CATALOG:

The Neiman Marcus provided description reads like bakery fan fiction. Slip this on and take a read:

Put on your matching hat, slip under the muffin top of your Cupcake Car, and let the world figure itself out for awhile. Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool. Make the kids or grandkids literally squeal with joy. Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom. Crash parades! Putter about the ‘hood. Ever had a crowd of kids chasing after you just for the crazy gleeful heck of it? (No worries, the top speed is a comfy-safe 7 mph.) What’s it made of? A 24-volt electric motor, a heavy-duty battery, sheet metal, wire, fabric, wood…and mad genius. Launched at Burning ManSM as a cooperative art car project, the Cupcake Car sprang from the fevered mind of Bay Area artist Lisa Pongrace and her less-rules-more-laughs posse of artists and techno geeks. Yours will be tricked out with your favorite topping, so start thinking flavors.

Mine will be flavored like money with a faint hint of “What college loans?”

Good thing I saw this before I made my Christmas list. I was just going to ask for every single item in the Sky Mall catalog. But this? This is WAY better.

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So, NOT From Emerson??

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Kids These Days

Before and After.

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Disney 'Princes' Go Rogue!

WHY EVEN DO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE??? Make sure there are no small children around you when you read this, for fear they will be scarred for life. Not promising that you won't be either.

Prince Eric - The Little Mer (Please note his tatt)

Hercules - Hercules (I appreciate that the stance is true to character)

Kocoum - Pocahontas (Not gonna lie, he's my fave. And I like singing that part in "Just Around the River Bend" that goes "should I marry Kokoum??")

John Smith - Pocahontas (The OTHER white meat HEY-O)

Last, but certainly not least (because he will threaten you if you disagree) Gaston - Beauty & The Beast


Sexy? Or disturbing? YOU DECIDE.

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Bad Hair Day(s)?

Guys, THIS IS A REAL SITE.
SLASH THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE.
WHAT???

http://dontjudgemyhair.com/