THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!

I'd like to preface this by saying this is NOT the real cover to People en Espanol. It's just a cleverly photoshopped item from my fave bestweekever.tv blog. But i mean, it might as well be the cover of every magazine this week, let's be honest.

in related news, the 1999 version of me is probably a little upset by this information. i mean, he had a girlfriend AND had a song called "she bangs." what could be more straight than that?!


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You're a Lemur! Now a Tiger!!

Vanity Fair recently featured Photographer Howard Schultz and his latest book, In Character: Actors Acting. He gave well-known actors 3 directions and captured their characters on film. Here are just a few awesome reactions.

AMY POEHLER
Left: You are sneaking a peek, in the middle of the night, at your sweet new boyfriend’s computer … and discovering e-mails to and from his three current “other” girlfriends. Center: You are a Park Avenue matron, paying your husband a surprise visit at his office and discovering him on the couch in flagrante delicto with his secretary. Right: You are a disoriented homeless woman being arrested for loitering.


MARISKA HARGITAY
Left: You’re a middle-aged woman at your mother’s hospital bedside as she hovers near death, remembering the quarrel you had with her when you were last together. Center: You’re a perky gal in your 20s whose boyfriend of two years has asked you to close your eyes because he has a very special surprise for you! Right: You’re a six-year-old at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus for the first time, startled by a bang from a huge cannon and the sight of a sleek, silver-clad woman flying high above the crowd in an arc.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Left: You’re a man whose daughter has been missing for two months. You’ve been called in by the police to identify the body of a young murder victim. The sheet is pulled back … and the victim isn’t your daughter. Center: You’re a boy at a freakish carnival, watching a pierced performer munch live cockroaches. Right: You’re a 14-year-old girl who’s just opened her 18-year-old sister’s bedroom door to find her having sex with her boyfriend.

JOHN LEGUIZAMO
Left: You are a hostage in a desert prison camp, overhearing your buddy being tortured in the adjacent room, knowing you’re next. Center: You are a four-year-old boy at a new, “realistic” dinosaur theme park, getting a lick on the head from a 50-foot-long mechanical brontosaurus. Right: You are a heroin addict begging your dealer to give you a fix, promising you’ll pay him later, really.


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Oh Rhode Island...

(401)
Renamed my iPod as 'the titanic' so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing.'

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Look How They Shine For You

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Heads or Tails

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Do It, Rockapella!!

I watched this the other night, and I'm still laughing. So glad Jimmy is still on in the midst of the Leno/Conan BS. (#teamcoco!)143 90s nostalgia.

You Bet Your Nomadic Ass

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Google Changes Lives

This commercial was probably my favorite one that aired during the Super Bowl. In case you haven't seen it, here's what Google can do for your love life



Now here's what Google can do for Sarah Palin



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Ovaries. Exploding.

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When 10 Ft. of Snow Isn't a Bad Thing

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Here's Your Sign

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Miscommunication

Grocery Store | Redlands, CA, USA

(A mother approaches me with her daughter.)

Customer: “I’m hosting some of my daughters friends for the night and I couldn’t find your condoms.” *puts her hand on her daughter’s head* “Lucy is turning 13.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “You know, condoms! Ketchup and mustard. We’re having a BBQ. It’s simple. Where are they?”

Me: “Oh! Condiments.”

Customer: “Yes, condoms. Where are they?”

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What They Didn't Show You in Sesame Street

Looks like Cookie Monster fell into the pitfalls of peer pressure..




















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The Dangers of Twitter

Also file this under: 'Why the Fuck Do You Have a Kid"





















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Comic Sans is SO 2000

Working around thousands of fonts everyday, i found this to be of interest.




























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Dear Toothfairy, Get it Together.

Kids start young these days.

“My wife and I have been busy lately,” writes Sean in Vancouver, “and we forgot to get the newly-lost baby tooth from under my daughter’s pillow. We finally remembered a few days later. When my wife went in to slip some money under the pillow, I could hear her trying hard not to crack up.” When she came out (red-faced and laughing), to show me the note, I understood why.”

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On a Roll

Things to know about me:

1) I love puns.
2) I may or may not be addicted to Facebook.

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Triple Word Score

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This Way Up

I mean, this drawing is confusing enough, Lord knows how they made it into lego format.

Here's the original by MC Escher:
Now in 2010:

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Hello, MURDER

Now is this really necessary? What's the target demographic here? 13 year old girls who are interested in forestry? Or really creepy old murderers who enjoy Japanese based cartoon trends??

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(Il)legally Download This

Fell in love with this song with Top 24 AI contestant sang it in Hollywood Week. Enjoy :)

Terrified - Katharine McPhee

What US Textbooks Aren't Teaching Kids

Direct from an English language textbook from Korea...

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The Magic of Google Street Maps

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Road Trip

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Get 'Er Done

This is ... everything that's wrong with this country (yes, this is actually legit).

Interesting Statistics From a Survey of Republicans in the United States

1. 39% think Obama should be impeached (for what, exactly, is unclear).

2. Only 42% believe Obama was born in the United States. 36% believe he was not born in the U.S., and 22 percent are unsure.

3. 63% believe Obama is a Socialist. 22% are unsure.

4. About a quarter believe that Obama wants the terrorists to win. 33% are unsure of whether or not he wants a terrorist victory.

5. 55% believe that Sarah Palin is more qualified to be president than Barack Obama. 33% are unsure. Only 14% believe that Palin is not more qualified than Obama. The survey did not ask participants if they understand the definition of “qualified.”

6. 2/3rds of Republicans either believe that Obama is a racist who hates white people, or aren’t sure if Obama is a racist who hates white people.

7. A third of Southern Republicans would like their state to secede from the Union. Which, hey, is better than conservative Southerners 150 years ago, so here’s to progress.

8. Only 7 percent of Republicans believe that Congress should make it easier for for workers to form or join labor unions. Nearly 70% do not believe that Congress should make it easier.

9. If illegal immigrants agreed to pay a fine and learn English, 25% of Republicans think it would be ok to let them stay in the United States.

10. More than half of Republicans do not believe that openly gay men and women should be allowed to serve in the military.

11. Only 7 percent of Republicans believe that same-sex couples should have the right to marry. Only 11 percent believe that same-sex couples should receive state or federal benefits — belying the idea that this is just about the “institution of marriage.”

12. Shockingly, even to me, only 8 percent of Republicans believe that gay men and women should be allowed to teach in public schools. 19% are not sure; 73% believe that gay men and women should not be allowed to teach.

13. In better news, 42% of Republicans think that sex ed should be taught in schools.

14. In less-good news, apparently most Republicans didn’t get decent sex ed, because 34% of them think the birth control pill is abortion, and 18% of them aren’t sure.

15. Apparently science is also lacking, because a large majority — 77% — of Republicans believe that public school students should be taught that the book of Genesis in the Bible explains how God created the world.

16. Back to good news: Feminism has infected even Republicans! 76% of them believe that marriage is an equal partnership between men and women, and 86% of them believe that a woman should work outside the home.

17. Back to bad news: A solid 31% of Republicans think that contraceptives should be outlawed. As noted above, 34% think the birth control pill is abortion; 76% think abortion is murder. I think it’s probably safe to say that most of that 34% also believe that abortion is murder. Does follow, then, that somewhere around 1/3 of Republicans think you have committed murder for being on the pill? How much time, do you think, should the more than 80% of American women who use hormonal contraception spend in jail for murder? And is flushing a tampon destroying evidence?

18. The one thing that the largest majority of Republicans agree on? Killing people! 91% support the death penalty, and only 4% oppose it. That’s a more significant margin of approval than the 67% who believe that Jesus Christ is the only way for an individual to go to Heaven.

Conclusion: America needs to invest significantly more in its educational system. And if only there was a way to teach children empathy.

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