THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!!

I'd like to preface this by saying this is NOT the real cover to People en Espanol. It's just a cleverly photoshopped item from my fave bestweekever.tv blog. But i mean, it might as well be the cover of every magazine this week, let's be honest.

in related news, the 1999 version of me is probably a little upset by this information. i mean, he had a girlfriend AND had a song called "she bangs." what could be more straight than that?!


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You're a Lemur! Now a Tiger!!

Vanity Fair recently featured Photographer Howard Schultz and his latest book, In Character: Actors Acting. He gave well-known actors 3 directions and captured their characters on film. Here are just a few awesome reactions.

AMY POEHLER
Left: You are sneaking a peek, in the middle of the night, at your sweet new boyfriend’s computer … and discovering e-mails to and from his three current “other” girlfriends. Center: You are a Park Avenue matron, paying your husband a surprise visit at his office and discovering him on the couch in flagrante delicto with his secretary. Right: You are a disoriented homeless woman being arrested for loitering.


MARISKA HARGITAY
Left: You’re a middle-aged woman at your mother’s hospital bedside as she hovers near death, remembering the quarrel you had with her when you were last together. Center: You’re a perky gal in your 20s whose boyfriend of two years has asked you to close your eyes because he has a very special surprise for you! Right: You’re a six-year-old at the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus for the first time, startled by a bang from a huge cannon and the sight of a sleek, silver-clad woman flying high above the crowd in an arc.

MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Left: You’re a man whose daughter has been missing for two months. You’ve been called in by the police to identify the body of a young murder victim. The sheet is pulled back … and the victim isn’t your daughter. Center: You’re a boy at a freakish carnival, watching a pierced performer munch live cockroaches. Right: You’re a 14-year-old girl who’s just opened her 18-year-old sister’s bedroom door to find her having sex with her boyfriend.

JOHN LEGUIZAMO
Left: You are a hostage in a desert prison camp, overhearing your buddy being tortured in the adjacent room, knowing you’re next. Center: You are a four-year-old boy at a new, “realistic” dinosaur theme park, getting a lick on the head from a 50-foot-long mechanical brontosaurus. Right: You are a heroin addict begging your dealer to give you a fix, promising you’ll pay him later, really.


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Oh Rhode Island...

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Renamed my iPod as 'the titanic' so when I plug it in it says 'the titanic is syncing.'

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Look How They Shine For You

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Heads or Tails

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Do It, Rockapella!!

I watched this the other night, and I'm still laughing. So glad Jimmy is still on in the midst of the Leno/Conan BS. (#teamcoco!)143 90s nostalgia.

You Bet Your Nomadic Ass

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Google Changes Lives

This commercial was probably my favorite one that aired during the Super Bowl. In case you haven't seen it, here's what Google can do for your love life



Now here's what Google can do for Sarah Palin



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Ovaries. Exploding.

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When 10 Ft. of Snow Isn't a Bad Thing

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