1) They picked out their own outfits from J Crew - and have better style than me
2) They profess their love for the Jonas Brothers and Miley and they end up getting their own concert
3) They watch Bolt & HSM3 (in their private movie theater) while their parents were busy dancing to "At Last" 10 times.
4) They have a scavenger hunt in the white house that ends with finding the Jonas Brothers
5) Their parents are [PRESIDENT] Barack Obama and Michelle Obama
Bonus Vid: Michelle Obama talks to Ellen about Malia's "surprise" at the DNC (Start at 3:30)