Fwd: Fw: FWD: Fw: Fw: Fw: Etc., Etc.,

Let's face it, my parents are not technologically savvy. I have never attempted to explain to them what AIM is, and what the difference is between that and e-mail. They only switched over from dial up to cable internet probably 3 years ago. And I'm pretty sure they still use AOL. Like the actual program, not just the e-mail program.

With this '@aol.com' e-mail, it's like they're still stuck in 1997 when forwards were cool. Literally, these are the only e-mails I receive from my parents. Here is a list of only a few of the subject lines from the e-mails they have sent me:

• Puppy Signs
• All About Banana (in which it says don't refrigerate your bananas or you'll die...or something like that)
• Rapists New Trick
• The Carrot, The Egg, and the Coffee Bean
• Blood Gangs Initiation

Clearly, every single one of these is essential in carrying out my daily life activities. This is one I received the other day, and I'm not really sure why I found this more comical than the others. May it was the Subject: "Fwd: FW: Fw: Fw: FW: Secret to Long Life." Or maybe it was the 7 or 8 lines on the side of the e-mail that got smaller in size as it got closer to the actual e-mail forward, denoting that many many many people have clicked forward and sent this very e-mail to unsuspecting friends. But here, I present to you the very forward I received from my parents, and I did not alter any of the pictures, fonts or contents. Enjoy.

Thought you might get a kick out of this! : )

secret to long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

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